Good Roasts

• Your so fat, when you go outside you cause a solar eclipse

• Your so fat Caseoh seems like a fly

• You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen

• Your so ugly your hairline looks like a McDonald’s sign

• I am jealous of all the people who have never met you

• Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything

• You face is so ugly it makes onions cry